Bark Vader? Luke Skywoofer?

If you have a dog and your dog's piddled on the carpet, chewed those spiffy new shoes, or otherwise aggravated the hell out of you and you want to express your displeasure, but mere negative reinforcement won't suffice. When you want to have your dog just begging for the sweet release of death (or you simply can't conceive of "dignity" to your animal), then have I got the solution for you. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Bark Vader.