Things You Might've Overheard at a Bennigan's at 10:45pm on a Saturday Night
"No, his presence doesn't prove God doesn't exist. It proves He does exist, but He doesn't like you."
"OMG! Racecar! Bling Bling!"
"Did you know DEADBEEF is a legitimate hex value?"
"The Beef watches..."
"OMG! DEADBEEF The Beef! pwned! Bling Bling!"
"You sin. All your base are belong to me."
"Us."
"What?"
"It's 'all your base are belong to us.'" [pause] "Crap, I can't believe I just corrected you."
"You taking home all those fries?"
"He just wants to take them to the park tomorrow and throw them at the birds." [throwing motion, crusty old man voice] "G__ damned pigeons!"
"Poop pants..."
"Well, it'd be tedious to assemble the beltfeed, but you can get 500 .22 rounds for 8 bucks..."
"OMG! Racecar! Bling Bling!"
"Did you know DEADBEEF is a legitimate hex value?"
"The Beef watches..."
"OMG! DEADBEEF The Beef! pwned! Bling Bling!"
"You sin. All your base are belong to me."
"Us."
"What?"
"It's 'all your base are belong to us.'" [pause] "Crap, I can't believe I just corrected you."
"You taking home all those fries?"
"He just wants to take them to the park tomorrow and throw them at the birds." [throwing motion, crusty old man voice] "G__ damned pigeons!"
"Poop pants..."
"Well, it'd be tedious to assemble the beltfeed, but you can get 500 .22 rounds for 8 bucks..."
posted by The Doctor at Sunday, May 01, 2005
2 Comments:
anyone familiar with "All your base are belong to us" MUST be a serious geek! oops, I guess that means me...
You should add 10 points to your Nerd score for that!
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