The Newest Member of the "It Sucks to Be Us" Club

After much consideration (and a hastily assembled tele-mooting with Dudette), I am pleased to announce that an official invitation into the "It Sucks to Be Us" Club has been offered to and accepted by ZeFräulein. ZeFräulein has demonstrated enough of the requisite oddities and skills to be worthy of this exclusive group. (She needs a little work on her pithy remarks/gestures, but even those took time for Dudette & I to develop.)

I suppose this means we need some sort super-secret intiation ritual. (No, wait, the universe has already provided that). Maybe just a nice certificate or decoder-ring. Thoughts, Dudette?